Humans aren’t too bright. They like to think that they’re the ‘Top Cat’, but we know who the superior ones are! With a bit of training and rewards (smooches), you will soon have yours wrapped around your paw. Start with food training…
Step 1: Sit in front of the cupboard or cold storage and miaow. If you don’t get your human’s attention then scratch the drawer or door. Only the really slow ones don’t get it. If this fails, try clawing or biting their ankle.
Step 2: While your human is getting your dinner do some smooching around their legs, but try not to trip them over. It makes them think that you’re grateful… but really, you just want them to hurry up.
Once food is in your bowl, ignore them and scoff it down.